Dr. Cox Quote #374
Quote from Dr. Cox in My Screw Up
Dr. Cox: What's weird is it's taken my best friend so long to come and see my son. I mean, you get diagnosed with leukemia and you disappear for two years. What is that about?
Ben: Well, it went into remission and I wanted to see the world for all its splendor and glory.
Dr. Cox: How'd that go for you?
Ben: Eh. Got some good pictures though. Here. Check it out. Here's me at the Great Wall of China. This is me at the Pyramids. And, this... When was this? Oh, yeah! This was you and me eight seconds ago.
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‘My Screw Up’ Quotes
Quote from J.D.
Dr. Cox: Shower Shortz?
J.D.: For the man who has nothing to hide, but still wants to.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Ben: I'm glad you made it. Listen, there's one more thing you have to do for me.
Dr. Cox: You can't keep me from getting drunk.
Ben: You have to forgive yourself for everything that went down the other day.
Dr. Cox: God, you're, you're so annoying.
Ben: Yeah.
Dr. Cox: OK.
Ben: Good.
Dr. Cox: [to Ben] Hey, where's your camera? Aren't you gonna take some pictures?
J.D.: Pictures of what?
Dr. Cox: You know, crying babies covered in chocolate. People singing happy birthday to my son who've never met him before. You know, the whole routine.
J.D.: Where do you think we are?
[When Dr. Cox turns around, Ben is no longer there]
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: As a rule of thumb, I don't attend parties where the guest of honor has no idea what's going on.
Ben: That's not true. You remember when you and Jordan first got married, and we went to senile Grandpa Morty's 94th birthday party. Remember the one where he tried to get the coat check girl thrown out 'cause she was loyal to the Kaiser.
Dr. Cox: I appreciate your concern, but you don't understand.
Ben: What don't I understand?
Dr. Cox: Well, do you see all these people here? This is not some kind of senior citizens' slumber party. I mean, if it was, I'd have already put Mr. Fordham's hand in a bowl of warm water, but God bless him, he's gonna go ahead and wet the bed anyway. My, my point is, that if I'm not here, people die.
Ben: "If I'm not here people die." Listen, why don't you just let me take this little mental breakdown of yours and I'm gonna put it right here in my pocket and then that way you can piss off for the afternoon and you can let one of the 9,000 other doctors take care of things around here for you.
Dr. Cox: So you haven't noticed that my supporting cast in this Theater of Hell is a veritable who's who of incompetent puppets?