Dr. Kelso Quote #146
Quote from Dr. Kelso in My Porcelain God
J.D.: [v.o.] I'm running a little late this morning, but that's okay because I've been working with Dr. Casey the last few weeks. You see, he has Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder and he likes to start each day the same way...
Dr. Casey: Bink. Bink.
J.D.: [v.o.] Bink by touching everything in his first patient's room.
Dr. Casey: Bink, bink bink, bink, bink bink Bink, bink, bink, bink, bink, bink, bink, bink, bink, bink.
Dr. Kelso: Good morning, doctors.
J.D.: [v.o.] He touches everything.
Dr. Casey: [touching Kelso's nose] Bink.
Dr. Kelso: Oh, okay. I suppose that's how they say good morning in Cuckoo Town.
Dr. Casey: Pretty much. Bink.
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‘My Porcelain God’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Kelso
Dr. Kelso: Hey, ace. I want you to find my gardener, Hector, a room. He has a mild case of cellulitis, and I need him in tip-top shape by the weekend. I'm having my annual lawn-bowling tournament, and if anyone but Hector cuts my grass, my game goes to heck in a hand-basket.
Dr. Cox: Dammit all, Bob, you know we don't have an extra bed in this dump.
Dr. Kelso: Perry, what has two thumbs and still doesn't give a crap? Bob Kelso! I thought we'd met.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: Well, I better get to work before all the good patients are taken.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Carla: You ever think there's more to Dr. Kelso than we know?
Dr. Cox: Sure, is he in fact a latex-encased robot with real human hair and a circuit board where his heart should be? I can't- I can't rule that out.