Dr. Cox Quote #369
Quote from Dr. Cox in My Porcelain God
Carla: He's crashing. He needs to be intubated!
Elliot: Dr. Cox!
Dr. Cox: Oh, that's just dandy. I got a billion patients and no rooms, and I got Newbie pestering me for advice on how to be the best woman at Turtlehead's wedding, and I got a resident who can't do a simple procedure even though she learned it the first week she was here.
Elliot: I'm sorry, Dr. Cox.
Dr. Cox: I don't know what to do. I'll tell you what to do: Get the hell out of here. I swear to God, Carla, if one more annoying thing comes my way, please just go ahead and extract some of that extra air out of Barbie's head and inject it right into my veins!
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Quote from Dr. Cox
Carla: You ever think there's more to Dr. Kelso than we know?
Dr. Cox: Sure, is he in fact a latex-encased robot with real human hair and a circuit board where his heart should be? I can't- I can't rule that out.