J.D. Quote #336

Quote from J.D. in My New Old Friend

Elliot: I understand that it's going to be a little harder for you to transition into being just friends again.
J.D.: Why?
Elliot: Because you're a guy.
J.D.: What does that have to do with anything?
Elliot: You're right. Know what we should do? Everything I own is in the back of this truck, including my bed. We should just get in there, get naked, and have sex one last time, just get it out of our system.
[later, J.D. is shivering in his underwear in Elliot's van:]
Elliot: J.D., I was kidding to prove a point.
J.D.: I know. Oh, yeah. This is how you like it.

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Quote from Janitor

Turk: Hey, that whole damn building is packed with liars.
J.D.: It is not.
[meanwhile, at a school career day:]
Janitor: Well, if the cut was that deep, I'd probably just pull your arm off. Once again Dr. Jan ltor. Dr. Jan ltor.

Quote from J.D.

Turk: Where the hell is Carla? Man, we're gonna miss the previews.
J.D.: Hey, you're black, right?
Turk: Here we go.
J.D.: I hate that stereotype that all black people yell at movie screens. You know, like you go see some horror flick and you'd be yelling, "Don't go in there, girl! He behind the door!" You know? It's like, it's offensive.
Turk: You wish you were allowed to yell at the screen, don't ya?
J.D.: Why does she go in there? I mean, he's behind the door!

Quote from Janitor

J.D.: [v.o.] Sometimes when you're down, you end up taking it out on the wrong person.
J.D.: Going on vacation?
Janitor: I get it, 'cause I'm a janitor, so when I pack for vacation I just pack cleaning supplies. That's funny.
J.D.: I thought so.
Janitor: Actually, I'm going to speak at my son's career day.
J.D.: About being a janitor?
Janitor: Well, you think there aren't kids out there that wanna grow up to make the world sparkle?