Dan Quote #3
Quote from Dan in My Big Brother
Dan: I can be a doctor.
J.D.: I can't let you tell him.
Dan: I won't call you Bambi anymore.
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Dan: It was touch and go. You're a fighter. You pulled through. We'll get you out of here today. Keep an eye on those rickles.
Man: Rickles is my last name.
Dan: You bet it is. Do you have kids?
Man: Two.
Dan: That's what I'm saying. Watch the little Rickles. Children are our future.
J.D.: Doctor, we need you.
Dan: Dammit, Bambi, I'm busy. It's so hard to find a good male nurse these days. Am I right?
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Big Brother’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Turn around. Turn around. You see Dr. Wen in there? He's explaining to that family that something went wrong and the patient died. He's gonna tell them what happened, he's gonna say he's sorry, then he's going back to work. You think anybody else in that room is going back to work today? That is why we distance ourselves. That's why we make jokes. We don't do it because it's fun. We do it so we can get by. And sometimes because it's fun. But mostly it's the getting by thing. And by the way... [bobs head] Bob. Who doesn't get that?
Quote from Nurse Roberts
Dr. Cox: God, I hate Halloween.
Carla: Somebody needs to adjust their attitude if they want candy.
Dr. Cox: You mean the popcorn balls and the deformed lollipops? Honestly, where do you get this crap anyway?
Nurse Roberts: I made it. If you want name-brand candy, my fist is packed with peanuts.
Dr. Cox: Of course it is.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Turk: Dr. Cox, your intern asked for a surgical consult on Mr. Carney.
Dr. Cox: Yeah.
Turk: I suggest you do a fem-pop bypass.
Dr. Cox: Mr. Carney's a frail old man who'd probably snap in half from a light sponge bath.
Turk: All I'm saying is, if we do surgery, we could improve his quality of life.
Dr. Cox: The guy's 1,000. What's he gonna do? Take a steamer over to Europe, open up a cafe and finally meet that 900-year-old girl of his dreams?