Dan: I can be a doctor.
J.D.: I can't let you tell him.
Dan: I won't call you Bambi anymore.
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Dan: It was touch and go. You're a fighter. You pulled through. We'll get you out of here today. Keep an eye on those rickles.
Man: Rickles is my last name.
Dan: You bet it is. Do you have kids?
Man: Two.
Dan: That's what I'm saying. Watch the little Rickles. Children are our future.
J.D.: Doctor, we need you.
Dan: Dammit, Bambi, I'm busy. It's so hard to find a good male nurse these days. Am I right?