Dr. Cox Quote #153
Quote from Dr. Cox in My Overkill
Dr. Cox: Do you know how I know that this is yours, Farrah? Because when I paged you earlier, someone found it next to a can of Fresca and a dog-eared copy of Teen People magazine. Anyway, long story short. The whole incident gave me a bang-up idea. Because you see I've got tomorrow off. So I'm gonna be on my couch sipping on some Scotch and paging you every 20 seconds. And if you don't answer every damn last one of them, I'll shove this pager so far down your throat, it's gonna make you take a tinkle every time it goes off. Big fun, right? You're gonna need this. Oh, oh, oh, let it come, let it come. [throws pager]
J.D.: [v.o.] Ah, it's good to be home. Sort of.
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Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: You know, Bob, I've been thinking about all the times you've manipulated me and toyed with me, and well, I can't help but recall that children's fable about the race between the tortoise and the pain-in-the-ass chief of medicine that everybody hates. You see, Bob, the pain-in-the-ass chief of medicine that everybody hates kept running in front of the tortoise and taunting him, but right at the end... Oh, gosh, I'm sure you remember what happened, Bob. The tortoise bit clean through the chief of medicine's calf muscle, dragged him to the ground where he and the other turtles devoured him alive right there on the racetrack. It's a disturbing children's book, Bob, I know, but it's one that's stuck with me nonetheless.
Quote from Dr. Kelso
Dr. Kelso: Buzzy, buzz, buzz.
Dr. Cox: I beg your pardon.
Dr. Kelso: Oh, that's the sound of all the bees in your bonnet. And, Perry, even though I could give a rat's ass, I still think it's a pretty sound.
Quote from Elliot
Elliot: [on the phone] Sorry, Mom. It's just, it's gotten really awkward with this guy I was seeing. And... Yes, Mom Yay! I'm straight. Look, I just don't know what to do. Every time I see him, I get so embarrassed. And lonely, and mortified, and I guess I was hoping that you could... About 115 pounds. Fen-phen kills people, Mom. Because I'm a doctor. That's how I know.