Dr. Cox Quote #77
Quote from Dr. Cox in My Balancing Act
Dr. Cox: Well, ladies and germs, I'm telling you if you get this shorthand down, it has a way of making your day go just a little bit quicker. "CTD" being "circling the drain." Your patient is on the way out. "SOB", "shortness of breath" and "WNL", "within normal limits". Elvis, you go ahead and feel free to write this down, any time before you leave the building.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Balancing Act’ Quotes
Quote from Janitor
J.D.: [v.o.] You're only 80 minutes late. She'll still be here. Please be here. Come on, Alex. Please be here.
[As J.D. looks around the restaurant, he catches the gaze of the Janitor who is dining at a table]
Janitor: You gotta be kidding me! There's a waste of a gift certificate. Cancel the cobbler!
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Newbie, do you happen to know what a zebra is?
J.D.: That patient just mocked me.
Dr. Cox: It's a diagnosis of a ridiculously obscure disease when it's much more likely that the patient has a common illness presenting with uncommon symptoms. In other words, if you hear hoof beats, you just go ahead and think horsies, not zebras. Mm-kay, Mr. Silly Bear?
Quote from Dr. Cox
J.D.: Well, you know that means a lot coming from you, Mr. Right-here-with-me two-hours-after-his-shift- and-last-Monday-night-too guy.
Dr. Cox: What?
J.D.: You heard me.
Dr. Cox: Newbie, what're you saying? That you want to be like me? Do you understand that I just barely want to be like me?