Carla Quote #29
Quote from Carla in My Blind Date
Carla: You want to know what she looks like? Did she ask what you look like?
J.D.: No, she can tell I'm handsome. I have a husky voice. "Hello, baby."
Carla: Look into your heart and see how it feels.
J.D.: My heart hates "uggos".
Carla: You know, that's exactly what's wrong with you men. You're all so superficial. You're also so afraid of what you feel. I'm so sick of it.
J.D.: So do you know what she looks like?
Carla: Yeah, I do. But I ain't telling you.
J.D.: Oh, come on. Just tell me. Does she look anything like Jimmie Walker?
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Blind Date’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Cox
Elliot: Dr. Cox, you can trust me to help you. I was top five in my class.
Dr. Cox: [buzzer sound] That's the noise I make when somebody lies to me.
Elliot: Okay, I was eight. But I can do this. I'll get us this perfect-
Dr. Cox: Don't say it!
Elliot: Game.
Dr. Cox: What part of "don't say it" did you not understand? Was it the "don't" or the "say it"? Help me to help you, Barbie. Help me to help you. Help me to help you. Help me to help you.
Quote from Dr. Cox
J.D.: Something's going down.
Dr. Cox: Alright, bring it in here, you knuckleheads. Take a knee if you need to, you confoundits. I have been on since midnight, so I stand here with my usual contempt for all of you, but with the added wrinkle of having 13 cups of Nurse Robert's piss-poor excuse for coffee passing pretty much straight through me. The not-so-hidden message being, of course, that if you screw up today, I'm going to hit you hard and fast.
Quote from Janitor
[J.D. walks out of the elevator as the Janitor mops the floor]
Janitor: Hey!
J.D.: What? I didn't say anything. I didn't do anything. What imaginary slight have you concocted in that paranoid brain of yours?
[The Janitor looks down to the trail of muddy footprints trailing J.D.]
J.D.: [v.o.] Crap.
J.D.: Well, shouldn't there be some sort of sign... Oh, look at that. Well, you should put it back down before someone slips and falls.
Janitor: Oh, is that what I should do? Good, because I make most decisions based on your opinion. You know what, I'm thinking of splitting up with the wife. Maybe you could mull that over, get back to me, maybe pow-wow. [a woman slips] Floor's wet, ma'am. Little help over here. Little help.