Ted Quote #150
Quote from Ted in My Lawyer's in Love
Stephanie: I thought maybe we could get to know each other. [Ted is lost for words] You know, I'm an idiot. I've been dropping all these subtle hints that I like you. Sideways glances, the secret smiles, telling you I want to screw you. You're clearly not interested.
Ted: Gooch! I'm really not what you would call a winner. Oh, sure, I'm a lawyer. But that's only because I took the Bar exam in Alaska, and they only have like four laws and most of them are about when you can and cannot kill seals. And if it seems like I'm uninterested, it's only because I've no idea why you would like me. I mean, you are the most beautiful, perfect ukulele player I've ever seen. I know hat's not saying much, because they're usually fat Hawaiians. Still, I think what I'm trying to say is... Stephanie, I would love to go and have coffee with you.
Stephanie: What time do you get off from work?
Ted: Who cares?
[Ted and Stephanie walk out]
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Lawyer's in Love’ Quotes
Quote from Janitor
Janitor: Ted, do you want to get this girl? Give her a present. Better yet, a present that you made. My first date with Lady, I made her a duck I killed. Now, you're thinking wouldn't it have been more romantic to kill it in front of her? And yes, it would have. And it was my plan. But in the car, on the way over, we kind of get into it, you know. Maybe I was in a bad mood, maybe he was, I don't know. But one thing led to another, and then we're off on the side of the road, shirtless and seeing what's what. Next thing I knew...
Ted: I'm really not comfortable murdering for her.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: I wish I could help that bald, sweaty bastard.
Janitor: Maybe you and I could team up.
J.D.: I bet you think I'm going to say no. But let me tell you something about the Dorians. We trust. And we trust hard. It's the reason why every single Dorian has a loyal army of friends. It's also why last weekend I flew to the Ozarks for a spontaneous water ski getaway with Dr. Cox. He was not there. Nor was his lakeside cabin. There had also been talk of a tire swing.
Quote from Ted
Janitor: Look, Ted, you're obviously upset about the ukulele girl. So, we've called a truce to help you out.
Ted: I'm not upset.
J.D.: Ted, we found you in a park, throwing rocks at old couples.
Ted: Why should they be happy?!