Dr. Kelso Quote #418
Quote from Dr. Kelso in My Cookie Pants
Dr. Cox: What's with the yarn?
Dr. Kelso: I'm gonna use it later. Oh, by the way, Jordan thinks I'm hot.
Dr. Cox: Yeah, she mentioned that before. It's disturbing.
Dr. Kelso: Why aren't you taking the job, Perry?
Dr. Cox: You said it was a bureaucratic nightmare, and I don't want to be miserable.
Dr. Kelso: You love being miserable.
Dr. Cox: I don't want everyone to hate me.
Dr. Kelso: Everybody already hates you. You wanna know the real reason why you don't want the gig, champ? Because you're a fraidy-cat.
Dr. Cox: Beg your pardon?
Dr. Kelso: Didn't you hear me? Are fraidy-cat's ears too tiny?
Dr. Cox: Don't push me, Bob.
Dr. Kelso: You're right. I'm sorry. Would it make you feel any better to bat this around for a while? [Dr. Cox groans] See, I told you I was gonna use it later.
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‘My Cookie Pants’ Quotes
Quote from Elliot
Elliot: [on the phone] Carla, why won't you pick up? I need to talk! I cannot believe that you leave the country the week I get back together with J.D. I feel like that's not a coincidence. Wait. I did not mean that. I know that your aunt did not fall out of that balloon on purpose. Anyway, I promised J.D. this crazy sex night, and now I'm totally losing it. I've been trying on lingerie, but nothing fits, because I ate an entire batch of cookie dough with a spatula. Plus, at my last appointment I got in a fight with my waxer, and now there is a rash on my bajingo that looks like a thousand tiny spider bites. Damn it, Carla! I need tonight to be special, and you're not there for me. And I know what you're gonna say. You're gonna say that- That you've always come through and that sometimes I'm selfish, but even if that's true, I don't need to hear your attitude right now, because I am sick of it. Do you hear me? Sick of it! I love you. Call me.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Say, I heard you and Barbie were back together again. How's that going?
J.D.: [v.o.] He doesn't care. Don't answer.
Dr. Cox: Is there less drama this time?
J.D.: [v.o.] Hold firm.
Dr. Cox: Does it feel different?
J.D.: [v.o.] Give him nothing.
Dr. Cox: Look at you, not getting sucked in. Maybe you are a little bit older and a little bit wiser, enough for this whole thing to work out with Barbie this time.
J.D.: I really think I am.
Dr. Cox: Oh, my God. How do you not get that I will never, ever care about your pasty white love life? I only brought it up because I noticed that Barbie wasn't here at work today, and I was hoping that your relationship with her had already gone so far south that you'd killed her and buried her deep in a wooded area and that soon you would be carted off for the aforementioned crime of pasty white passion.
Quote from Elliot
Elliot: Cookies are done. I baked a dozen for you and a dozen for me. Now I like to eat one and a half cookies every day, so that a dozen cookies last eight days. Well, ten days because I don't eat sugar on Wednesdays, and on Sundays I call my mom and she asks what's wrong with my phone because I sound fat. Anyway, I'm gonna go change. I brought my cookie pants.