Kim Quote #17
Quote from Kim in My Road to Nowhere
Kim: I should have told you earlier. I, just, I didn't wanna do that on the phone, and... You OK?
J.D.: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just kinda weird. There was this thing. That I never met. And now it's gone, I kinda miss it.
Kim: I know.
J.D.: And I was already kind of looking forward to doing all those parent things you hear about. You know, like, changing diapers, first steps, playing catch. Turk was even going to teach me how to throw like a guy, so...
Kim: Unless it was a girl, then you could just throw like yourself. Can I ask you something? Were we just staying together 'cause we were having a kid?
J.D.: No. No, come on. Come back from this in a couple of months and we're gonna pick right where we left off.
I mean, I guess it'll be a little more casual. We probably shouldn't talk, though, unless we're wearing full body condoms.
Kim: What if I wasn't coming back because they offered me a permanent position here?
J.D.: Did they?
Kim: Yeah.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Road to Nowhere’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Kelso
Dr. Kelso: Check out that body, bet you'd like to give her a ride, uh?
Ted: [staring at an old woman] Ooh, you bet-cha!
Dr. Kelso: Over here, perv. It's for my retirement, so Enid and I can see the country in luxury.
Ted: So it's a wheelchair accessable for her, sir?
Dr. Kelso: Ted, I'm not retiring for at least three years. If she's still alive, I'll deal with it then.
Quote from Turk
Turk: So you're here for your ultrasound, huh? I can't believe you're going to let him know the sex, especially when you could... No, that's too mean, I couldn't do it.
Jordan: No, mean is good. I like mean.
Turk: You could learn the sex, not tell Perry, hold it over his head, and play him like your little bitch-boy.
Jordan: Perry was so wrong about you. You're not an idiotic, scalpel-toting, basketball-dribbling , blood-sugar-watching, idiotic man-boy!
Turk: Stop.
Quote from Turk
[As Dr. Mickhead walks by with his phone, the "Guy Love" ringtone plays]
Turk: Mickhead! Give me my phone.
Dr. Mickhead: It's mine.
Turk: Oh, really? Does yours have a picture of Carla in the background?
Dr. Mickhead: Yes.
Turk: Ha! Trick question! Mine's got Tyra Banks, see?!