Carla Quote #237
Quote from Carla in My Urologist
Carla: What do you want, Elliot?
Elliot: I wanted to apologize.
Carla: Well, save it.
Elliot: Look, Carla, I-
Carla: Honestly, you must be really bored with this friendship when all you do is take, take, take. And the most embarrassing thing is you don't realize you're doing it. Because, let's face it, at the end of the day, you're nothing but a spoiled, selfish, neurotic little girl from Connecticut who has absolutely no idea how to-
Keith: OK, that's enough! Now, I don't know what you are fighting about, but it doesn't matter. Because no one's allowed to be that mean to my girl, especially when she's just trying to apologize. Are we clear?
J.D.: [v.o.] Nobody really speaks to Carla like that.
Turk: It was really cool getting to know you, man.
J.D.: [v.o.] The irony was Keith that was yelling at the one woman who was trying to save his relationship.
Carla: I'm sorry, Elliot.
J.D.: [v.o.] And even more ironic was that it looked like she had.
Elliot: Thanks for standing up for me.
Keith: Yeah, totally.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Urologist’ Quotes
Quote from Kim
[as the Scrubs theme plays, Kim grabs the X-ray:]
Kim: That's backwards. It's been bugging me for years.
Quote from Kim
Kim: Mr. Peters, I looked at your CT scan and I recommend we don't do surgery.
Mr. Peters: Great.
Kim: This is goodbye for us, but I'm leaving you in the capable hands of Dr. John D. Dorian. You take care. [to J.D.] I gave you a new middle initial. It reassures patients for some reason. In my mind, the "D" stands for "Dallas" because I just got finished telling Mr. Peters that's where I lost my virginity. Don't know how we got down that path. Something about that old man just makes me want to open up.
Quote from Elliot
Carla: Why are you breaking up with Keith?
Elliot: Look, Keith is sweet, but after watching him get walked on again this morning, I feel like I need a stronger man in my life. I want what you have, someone who will stand up for me when I really need it, you know? Someone as confident as Turk or as brave as Dr. Cox or as... I'm sorry, Laverne, I don't really know your husband. What are some of Mr. Roberts good qualities?
Nurse Roberts: Well, he was a roadie for Jimi Hendrix, and when it rains, he carries me to the car.
Elliot: And you guys have been together, what, 60 years?
Nurse Roberts: I'm 48, and I'm done here.
Elliot: My bad.