J.D. Quote #1090
Quote from J.D. in My Half-Acre
J.D.: Isn't she great?
Elliot: So you got the second date. Just don't repeat the mistakes you made with me. Don't speed down the road and pretend your brakes are out. I don't care if it got you laid once in high school. It is not funny and I still have not forgiven you for killing that family's pony. But most importantly, if you ever find yourself in a romantic situation again, ignore whatever pops into your head. Just look into her eyes and say these exact words: "I'm so glad I found you."
J.D.: You're telling me what to say? Next thing you'll be telling me how to kiss her. I mean, where does it end?
[fantasy: Elliot, dressed as J.D., is kissing Julie:]
Julie: You are such a good kisser, J.D.
Elliot: Hmm. Right back at you. And I love that you're calling me J.D.
[reality:]
J.D.: Stay away from my girlfriend, Elliot. And stay away from my J.D. wigs!
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Quote from J.D.
J.D.: Why would Julie just take off like that? I'll bet you my body intimidated her. That's it. I am selling that Bowflex on Craigslist.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Now, Mrs. Wilk, you have developed an allergy to melphalan. However, I've come up with a new regimen that will enable us to continue treatment.
Mrs. Wilk: OK.
Carla: Oh, I think he described all the extra effort he put in so you would tell him what an amazing doctor he is.
Mrs. Wilk: Now that you've told me, it won't sound sincere.
Carla: He won't care.
Mrs. Wilk: Dr. Cox, you're amazing.
Dr. Cox: It's just my job.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: [v.o.] From that moment on, it was the greatest date ever. We had so much in common.
Julie: I ride a scooter, I love Harry Potter so much I sometimes wish I was a wizard and I've hated sports since I was a kid.
J.D.: Me too! Do you ever, like, drift off and have weird fantasies?
[Julie's fantasy: Noticing that J.D. is distracted, Julie pops the waitresses large breasts with her fork]
Julie: Sometimes.
J.D.: So do you want me to see if they'll give us some more coffee or do you want to just call it a night?
J.D.: [v.o.] And then she gave the world's best answer.
Julie: Neither.