Dr. Cox Quote #602
Quote from Dr. Cox in My New God
J.D.: Hi, I'm J.D. I'm sure Perry's spoken of me.
Paige: No.
J.D.: Nothing about taking a talented go-getter under his wing? Or being a surrogate father to a boy who's lost his own? Nothing about that at all? I'm surprised. That's interesting.
J.D.: [v.o.] Don't cry in front of people.
Paige: Perry and I don't talk much.
J.D.: Oh, they don't talk much! There's no talking in the family.
Dr. Cox: Rest assured, Newbie, even if we did talk from morning till night about all the big and tiny things that matter most to me, the big being my son Jack, a cure for cancer, and the resurgence of the hard-shell taco. The small being...
Paige: The small being my ex-wife Jordan, wind energy and ah-ha-ha-all fruit-infused liquors, your name still would not have come up.
Dr. Cox: I'm honestly not sure which one of you I find more irritating.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My New God’ Quotes
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: What does he find irritating about you?
Dr. Cox: Fire at will.
Paige: I've embraced the Lord Jesus Christ as my personal savior.
J.D.: [v.o.] I'm not sure why it was suddenly so awkward, I wished something'd break the tension.
Turk: [paper beeps] [singing] Hallelujah A brother's 'bout to have some sex Hallelujah A brother's 'bout to have some sex Smack the moneymaker! Smack it!
J.D.: That's how he likes it.
Turk: Sex time, people!
J.D.: He's married, so it's strictly procreation sex. His wife's throwing her legs up in the air because they're trying for a boy. Like Jesus.
Quote from Elliot
Elliot: You can talk to me if you want.
Turk: Elliot, I can't talk to you about sex. I don't understand that crazy gibberish you use. Penis is schwing-something.
Elliot: Schwing-schwong, peepers or peep.
Turk: And vagina is...
Elliot: Disgusting, but also bajingo or hoo-hoo.
Turk: Here's the deal. I'm trying to get in the mood, right? And Carla's going on and on about her cervical mucus.
Elliot: Ah-ah, b-b-but, mm-mmm. From now on, [quietly] cervical mucus will be referred to as "icky sticky."
Turk: Icky sticky.
Quote from Elliot
Elliot: I don't know why I bother. Little Hayley doesn't have a chance this month. I name my eggs. Big frick. Last month it was Cassie.
J.D.: Ooh, Cassie's pretty.
Elliot: Oh, she would have been, J.D. She would have been.