Dr. Cox Quote #453
Quote from Dr. Cox in My First Kill
J.D.: [v.o.] Killing Mrs. Carter, though admittedly bad for her, was just the pick-me-up I needed.
Mrs. Carter: I don't know how my car ended up in the community pool.
Nurse Roberts: You musta lost control after you went through the snack bar.
J.D.: [v.o.] Mrs. Carter?
Dr. Cox: Ooh, did I trick Newbie? I did, didn't I. And now of course he has to live in fear of when he will kill. When, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when?
J.D.: You know what, I don't appreciate lying.
Dr. Cox: Come on. I know you're scared. A lot of times you feel like a little girl in a big gal's body. But here's the dirty little secret: Fear is good. It keeps you from becoming a crappy doctor. Trick is you just can't let it paralyze you. But don't you worry about a thing, there, Newbie. You're a sure thing to get a kill. In fact, should be any day now.
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Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: What do you want?
J.D.: As co-chief resident, I've noticed that some of my residents are a little overwhelmed. And I think it would be nice if you gave 'em one of your patented pep-talks, you know?
Dr. Cox: I'll be more than glad to give your residents a little pep-talk.
[later:]
Dr. Cox: Each and every one of you is going to kill a patient. At some point during your residency, you will screw up, they will die, and it will be burned into your conscience forever. Hell, take pee-pants, here.
Doug: "Pee-pants."
Dr. Cox: He just might go ahead and get himself a good clean kill this morning, seeing as his patient, Miss Samson, is in DKA and he hasn't been tracking her phosphate level. Her phosphate level. Her phosphate level.
J.D.: Doug, stop writing and go!
Dr. Cox: That young man has killed so many patients, I'm starting to think he just might be a government operative. The point is, the harder you study, the longer you just might be able to hold off that first kill. Other than that, I guess cross your fingers and hope that the guy you murder is a jackass with no family. Great to see you kids. All the best!
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: Mr. Daniels, some fluid has gathered near your heart, so I'm gonna schedule a periocardiocentesis and drain it with a needle.
Mr. Daniels: Someone's gonna stick a needle in my chest?
J.D.: Not just someone. Dr. de Man.
Mr. Daniels: Who is Dr. de Man?
J.D.: Say it say it without the "Dr."
Mr. Daniels: Who's Mr. de Man?
J.D.: No, just say the-the last name.
Mr. Daniels: Who's de Man?
J.D.: I'm de Man! That was awesome! That was fun doing that with you.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: [v.o.] It's strange. Even though a lot of patients have died under my care, I don't think I've killed any of them...
[fantasy: J.D. is in a heavenly diner:]
J.D.: Heaven's a diner?
Mrs. Tanner: Get anything you want, dear.
J.D.: Ooh. Maybe I'll have some flapjacks.
Elaine: They don't have those.
J.D.: No flapjacks in heaven? Are flapjacks evil? D-d-don't worry about it. Listen, dead people, do any of you feel that I may have, you know killed you?
Mr. Bursky: No.
Mr. Simon: I mean, you weren't a great doctor.
Elaine: He was nervous.
Mrs. Tanner: Oh, like a little bird. But no, dear. You didn't kill any of us.
J.D.: You know what? I left my wallet back on earth.
[reality:]
J.D.: Haha, suckers.