Dr. Cox Quote #78
Quote from Dr. Cox in My Balancing Act
Dr. Kelso: You paged me?
Dr. Cox: I didn't page you.
J.D.: [v.o.] And that's when Dr. Cox started poking the old bear with a stick.
Dr. Cox: You know what, I'm sick of the old grill 'em and drill 'em. What do you say we shake things up a little bit here? You kids ask me the questions, and I'll just give you the answers. What do you say?
Dr. Kelso: Uh, Dr. Cox, could I talk to you?
Dr. Cox: Well, sure you can, Bob, but you have to raise your hand like all the other children.
Dr. Kelso: I just think it's inappropriate-
Dr. Cox: Bob-o? Now, you've got five good ones right there. What do you say you put 'em up in the air like you just don't care?
Dr. Kelso: Get over here, right now.
J.D.: [v.o.] Maybe he felt sorry for Kelso and didn't wanna take the one thing he had. Maybe he just hated rounds. I don't know.
Dr. Cox: Now get the hell outta my ICU, I'm taking over.
J.D.: [v.o.] But if you didn't know Dr. Cox like I did, you would've believed his performance too.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Balancing Act’ Quotes
Quote from Janitor
J.D.: [v.o.] You're only 80 minutes late. She'll still be here. Please be here. Come on, Alex. Please be here.
[As J.D. looks around the restaurant, he catches the gaze of the Janitor who is dining at a table]
Janitor: You gotta be kidding me! There's a waste of a gift certificate. Cancel the cobbler!
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Newbie, do you happen to know what a zebra is?
J.D.: That patient just mocked me.
Dr. Cox: It's a diagnosis of a ridiculously obscure disease when it's much more likely that the patient has a common illness presenting with uncommon symptoms. In other words, if you hear hoof beats, you just go ahead and think horsies, not zebras. Mm-kay, Mr. Silly Bear?
Quote from Dr. Cox
J.D.: Well, you know that means a lot coming from you, Mr. Right-here-with-me two-hours-after-his-shift- and-last-Monday-night-too guy.
Dr. Cox: What?
J.D.: You heard me.
Dr. Cox: Newbie, what're you saying? That you want to be like me? Do you understand that I just barely want to be like me?