Ted Quote #131
Ted: Dr. Reid? May I talk to you?
[as they walk through the hospital]
Elliot: Ted, are you gonna talk?
Ted: In a second. I'm just waiting for the anti-anxiety medication to kick in. And... there it is. Hey, baby.
Elliot: Yeah, Ted, i'm actually in charge of keeping a lot of people alive, so...
Ted: Carla's right. Keith's a mess. He hasn't been able to pull out of it since you ended things. He's sad all the time.
Elliot: Yeah, I don't see it.
Ted: Of course you don't. No one ever wants the person who hurt them to ever see how badly they've been hurt.
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Quote from Ted
Ted: Dr. Reid gave me Mr. Hicks' test results, but they're locked in my briefcase, and I lost the key.
Dr. Maddox: Allow me. Loving this thing!
Ted: And... here it is.
Dr. Maddox: Hey, how come all you have in here is a smiley face button and a revolver?
Ted: Well, one's in case I get sad, and the other one's in case I get really sad.
Dr. Maddox: Well, see you tomorrow.
Ted: We'll see.
Quote from Denise
J.D.: [v.o.] There was Denise, who could be a bit callous.
Denise: You know, it's ironic that "cancer" starts we "can," because at this stage, there's nothing we can do about it.
J.D.: Let's take a walk, sunshine.
Quote from Turk
Elliot: Keith is not still devastated. I mean, what the hell is Carla talking about? She's completely off base, right?
Turk: I have to disagree with you.
Elliot: You don't see my point at all?
Turk: You don't understand. I'm married to Carla, right? She has spies everywhere. So i have to disagree with you. I'm on to you, Rochelle.