J.D. Quote #706
Quote from J.D. in My First Kill
J.D.: Ooh, Dr. Cox, can I ask you something?
Dr. Cox: The answer is yes, it was me who saw you doing leg lifts in the gym on that inflatable ball. It was quite the display of girl power. Absolutely loved the leg warmers.
J.D.: First of all, they were just big socks, okay? And secondly, if you need to do some laundry, here's the washboard, right?
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‘My First Kill’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: What do you want?
J.D.: As co-chief resident, I've noticed that some of my residents are a little overwhelmed. And I think it would be nice if you gave 'em one of your patented pep-talks, you know?
Dr. Cox: I'll be more than glad to give your residents a little pep-talk.
[later:]
Dr. Cox: Each and every one of you is going to kill a patient. At some point during your residency, you will screw up, they will die, and it will be burned into your conscience forever. Hell, take pee-pants, here.
Doug: "Pee-pants."
Dr. Cox: He just might go ahead and get himself a good clean kill this morning, seeing as his patient, Miss Samson, is in DKA and he hasn't been tracking her phosphate level. Her phosphate level. Her phosphate level.
J.D.: Doug, stop writing and go!
Dr. Cox: That young man has killed so many patients, I'm starting to think he just might be a government operative. The point is, the harder you study, the longer you just might be able to hold off that first kill. Other than that, I guess cross your fingers and hope that the guy you murder is a jackass with no family. Great to see you kids. All the best!
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: Mr. Daniels, some fluid has gathered near your heart, so I'm gonna schedule a periocardiocentesis and drain it with a needle.
Mr. Daniels: Someone's gonna stick a needle in my chest?
J.D.: Not just someone. Dr. de Man.
Mr. Daniels: Who is Dr. de Man?
J.D.: Say it say it without the "Dr."
Mr. Daniels: Who's Mr. de Man?
J.D.: No, just say the-the last name.
Mr. Daniels: Who's de Man?
J.D.: I'm de Man! That was awesome! That was fun doing that with you.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: [v.o.] It's strange. Even though a lot of patients have died under my care, I don't think I've killed any of them...
[fantasy: J.D. is in a heavenly diner:]
J.D.: Heaven's a diner?
Mrs. Tanner: Get anything you want, dear.
J.D.: Ooh. Maybe I'll have some flapjacks.
Elaine: They don't have those.
J.D.: No flapjacks in heaven? Are flapjacks evil? D-d-don't worry about it. Listen, dead people, do any of you feel that I may have, you know killed you?
Mr. Bursky: No.
Mr. Simon: I mean, you weren't a great doctor.
Elaine: He was nervous.
Mrs. Tanner: Oh, like a little bird. But no, dear. You didn't kill any of us.
J.D.: You know what? I left my wallet back on earth.
[reality:]
J.D.: Haha, suckers.