Turk: Cox and I were drinking beer and watching sports, two things you hate.
J.D.: First of all, Turk, I've learned to pretend I enjoy beer. And secondly, I love sports.
Turk: The opening ceremonies for the Winter Olympics is not a sport,and you cried during it.
J.D.: Oh, you want to talk about crying? Let's talk about the end of Rudy.
Turk: Hold on! He got on the field at the end of the movie with his dad in... You know what? No. No, we're not going there.