Turk Quote #627
Quote from Turk in Our Role Models
Turk: Cox and I were drinking beer and watching sports, two things you hate.
J.D.: First of all, Turk, I've learned to pretend I enjoy beer. And secondly, I love sports.
Turk: The opening ceremonies for the Winter Olympics is not a sport,and you cried during it.
J.D.: Oh, you want to talk about crying? Let's talk about the end of Rudy.
Turk: Hold on! He got on the field at the end of the movie with his dad in... You know what? No. No, we're not going there.
Scrubs Quotes
‘Our Role Models’ Quotes
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: [v.o.] There's no better way to celebrate saving a life than pretending to like beer.
J.D.: Oh, sticky.
J.D.: [v.o.] Yep, I'm sitting between my best bud and my abusive father figure, watching my new favorite thing.
J.D.: Footballing!
J.D.: [v.o.] They're staring. Quick, talk like a jock!
J.D.: Sports grass is so lovely.
Dr. Cox: Here I thought we weren't bringing our wives this evening.
Turk: Speaking of which, Carla can't make it to the Owl Cats game this Friday. We have an extra ticket.
J.D.: I'm in! I'm in! I gotta see this sports grass in person.
Quote from Denise
Lucy: You want me to help Ryan through his mom's death?
Denise: It'll only be a few months. A year, tops. Come on. It'll be fun. It'll be like having a really sad pen pal.
Lucy: What are you doing? You should help him.
Denise: Listen up, Seabiscuit. Th isn't my wheelhouse, okay? It's taken me a long time to get to a point that I can be there emotionally for a patient. You know how I do it? Every second that they're here, I remind myself that once they leave this hospital, either on their own or in a box, they're no longer my problem anymore. Out the door, out of my head. It's the only way it works for me.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: Hey, man. I'm gonna hit the gym and sneak in a quick workout. Wanna come?
Turk: Sweating it out in a steam room isn't exercising, buddy.
J.D.: No, it's sit-cercising.