Dr. Cox: I've got an overweight patient back there who has already had his stomach stapled, and is now taking diet medication that gives you painful diarrhea whenever you eat more than 15 grams of fat at one sitting. Anyone want to guess what he's in the hospital for? I'll give you a hint. It is very painful, and it rhymes with shmiorrhea. You know what, here's an idea. Patient should just pay me to take food right out of their hands, before they even have a chance to cram it down those disgusting donut mashers they call mouths. I mean, honestly-