Dr. Cox Quote #862
Quote from Dr. Cox in My Bad Too
Dr. Cox: I've got an overweight patient back there who has already had his stomach stapled, and is now taking diet medication that gives you painful diarrhea whenever you eat more than 15 grams of fat at one sitting. Anyone want to guess what he's in the hospital for? I'll give you a hint. It is very painful, and it rhymes with shmiorrhea. You know what, here's an idea. Patient should just pay me to take food right out of their hands, before they even have a chance to cram it down those disgusting donut mashers they call mouths. I mean, honestly-
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Quote from Elliot
J.D.: Elliot, can I get your advice on something my burn patient really wants to go to his high school graduation this weekend.
Elliot: Why? Mine was awful. I was the valedictorian, but instead of bringing my speech, I grabbed my mom's love letter to her pool boy. Well, I was so nervous, I ended up reading that one anyways. Apparently, I spoke a lot about "my fondness for throbbing members". Still, my closing words to my graduating class were actually kind of appropriate. Something about wanting to make sure I chased all of my dreams, before I was all old and dried up down there.
Quote from Turk
Elliot: So you guys doing something special for your anniversary night?
Turk: You know what would be great?
Carla: Here we go.
Turk: Brinner.
Elliot: What-er?
Carla: Breakfast for dinner. He's obsessed with it.
Turk: I just don't see what's wrong with having a nice glass of wine with a pancake.
Quote from Janitor
Elliot: Look, you already put yourself out there, let's just follow through. I checked his infection, it's not that bad. We just need an ambulance and some other volunteers, we can still pull this off. Janitor, will you help?
Janitor: Uh, no, I can't. Now that I've cured Lady of her fear of the unknown, I'm working on her irrational fear of losing loved ones. I arranged for a couple of friends of mine to kidnap her parents.