Ted: Carla, can you pull a file for me?
Carla: Sorry, I need another five hours to put this box of needles away.
Ted: I don't get it.
Dr. Kelso: It's a slowdown, Ted. The nurses think they're being clever. Still treating patients, but with everything else moving more slowly. And why are you standing here doing nothing?
Janitor: I know this is a slowdown, but I can't really work any slower than I normally do, so I pretty much have to come to a complete stop. Now, if you're asking why I'm standing here, specifically, it's because I replaced that light bulb with a tanning bulb. I'm tired of being the only white guy at my mosque.