Elliot: Look, I know that you feel stupid for falsely accusing Sam, but it all goes away if you just apologize to him.
Dr. Cox: Way ahead of you on that score, Barboo. I wanted to surprise the gentleman with something I thought he'd really enjoy so I went out and got him a brick of heroine shaped like a heart. Now, if I could just find him a funny card.
Elliot: If you really thought he was still drug addict you wouldn't let him counsel people.
Dr. Cox: Of course, I would. Addicts make the very best counselors because they know just exactly what druggies are going through, mainly because, and see if you can follow this, they're currently going through it too.
Elliot: I don't care what you think, I'm always gonna believe in people.
Dr. Cox: All the best with that, Barbidiot.