Dr. Cox Quote #782
Quote from Dr. Cox in My Scrubs
Elliot: Look, I know that you feel stupid for falsely accusing Sam, but it all goes away if you just apologize to him.
Dr. Cox: Way ahead of you on that score, Barboo. I wanted to surprise the gentleman with something I thought he'd really enjoy so I went out and got him a brick of heroine shaped like a heart. Now, if I could just find him a funny card.
Elliot: If you really thought he was still drug addict you wouldn't let him counsel people.
Dr. Cox: Of course, I would. Addicts make the very best counselors because they know just exactly what druggies are going through, mainly because, and see if you can follow this, they're currently going through it too.
Elliot: I don't care what you think, I'm always gonna believe in people.
Dr. Cox: All the best with that, Barbidiot.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Scrubs’ Quotes
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Nothing ever changes. The artist formerly known as Prince is still just Prince. My ex-wife is still pretty much my wife. Grey's Anatomy always reps up every episode some cheesy voiceover that ties together all of the story lines, which incidentally is my least favorite device on television. Newbie continually will try to violate my no-touching policy. [looks around] Uh-huh. And Republicans will forever try to raise-
J.D.: Sneak hug!
Dr. Cox: Of course, I would go kill him right now but he actually just helped to prove my point.
Nurse Roberts: This is gonna help, too. There are ten orders of Percocet missing from the pharmacy.
Dr. Cox: Oh, I think I have a pretty good idea who I'm gonna give my complementary urine test to! [whistles at Mr. Thompson]
Quote from J.D.
Dr. Kelso: Nurse Turkleton, I want you to take good care of my friend Maggie here. Don't worry, we'll take care of you.
Carla: Name and insurance, please?
Maggie: Maggie Kent, and none.
Carla: All right, let's find a room.
J.D.: [v.o.] When a patient doesn't have any insurance you have to work around the system. First you have to find someone who's recently died.
J.D.: Cool! Mr. Rabinowitz just kicked it. [to Maggie] Oh, don't worry. He put his peep in an electrical socket.
You can't do that.
Quote from Dr. Kelso
Dr. Kelso: Ted, look at this budget. Oh, God, I have half a mind to make you pay for every cent of that new transformer.
Ted: I'm telling you, sir. A lifeless ghost dog glided in front of my car wearing roller-skates. [pops pill]
Dr. Kelso: If this is your way of trying to make me feel guilty about paving over that Indian burial ground, it isn't going to work. We needed the damn parking spaces.