Carla: Elliot?
Elliot: You're wasting your time. You know how interns stick together. They're never going to rat each other out.
Elliot: What you're forgetting, Carla, is that I am sleeping with one of those interns. Now, seeing as I've already gotten Keith to pee sitting down so there's absolutely no chance of seat splatter, I'm betting that I'll probably be able to get him to talk. Keith! Meet me in the caf in half an hour.