Elliot: Anyway, Keith is great. The only problem is his last name. It's, um, Dudemeister.
Jordan: Oh, that doesn't even sound real.
Elliot: Well, it's actually German, Dudemeister. It means "master of dudes."
Jordan: You know, one of the reasons I divorced Perry was because of his last name.
Elliot: You don't like Cox?
Jordan: Actually, I love Cox.
Todd: Greatest conversation ever.
Jordan: See, that's the problem.
Woman: [o.s.] This sausage is huge!
Todd: Excuse me, ladies. I'm needed elsewhere.