Quote from Turk in My Own Personal Hell
Elliot: Look at our three manly men. Jordan: Perry gets his chest waxed. Elliot: Keith loves to knit throw pillows. Carla: Turk might be sterile. Jordan: We have a winner. Carla: I can't get pregnant and I already got a fertility test. Elliot: So why don't you just ask him to get tested? Carla: Oh, Turk is very sensitive when it comes to his manliness. Remember when I told him his backpack looked like a purse? [flashback to Turk locked in the bathroom in the fetal position on the floor:] Carla: Turk, honey, I didn't mean it. Turk: I am a man! And a man does not carry a purse! Ah! Ah! Ah!