Elliot: Look at our three manly men.
Jordan: Perry gets his chest waxed.
Elliot: Keith loves to knit throw pillows.
Carla: Turk might be sterile.
Jordan: We have a winner.
Carla: I can't get pregnant and I already got a fertility test.
Elliot: So why don't you just ask him to get tested?
Carla: Oh, Turk is very sensitive when it comes to his manliness. Remember when I told him his backpack looked like a purse?
[flashback to Turk locked in the bathroom in the fetal position on the floor:]
Carla: Turk, honey, I didn't mean it.
Turk: I am a man! And a man does not carry a purse! Ah! Ah! Ah!