Julie: Are we crazy to be thinking about buying this?
J.D.: No, it's a sound investment. And a great addition to my portfolio.
J.D.: [v.o.] Which consists of shares of Eastern Airlines stock and an unopened pack of Les Mis trading cards.
[fantasy: J.D. imagines Elliot on the for sale sign:]
Elliot: J.D., this is a mistake.
J.D.: You're not Broker of the Year Whit Prowdy.
Elliot: Don't do this. You're going too fast.
J.D.: Why should I believe you?
Elliot: Because honesty is my business.
[reality:]
J.D.: I hate you, Whit Prowdy.