J.D. Quote #1095
Quote from J.D. in My Half-Acre
Julie: Are we crazy to be thinking about buying this?
J.D.: No, it's a sound investment. And a great addition to my portfolio.
J.D.: [v.o.] Which consists of shares of Eastern Airlines stock and an unopened pack of Les Mis trading cards.
[fantasy: J.D. imagines Elliot on the for sale sign:]
Elliot: J.D., this is a mistake.
J.D.: You're not Broker of the Year Whit Prowdy.
Elliot: Don't do this. You're going too fast.
J.D.: Why should I believe you?
Elliot: Because honesty is my business.
[reality:]
J.D.: I hate you, Whit Prowdy.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Half-Acre’ Quotes
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: Why would Julie just take off like that? I'll bet you my body intimidated her. That's it. I am selling that Bowflex on Craigslist.
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: Now, Mrs. Wilk, you have developed an allergy to melphalan. However, I've come up with a new regimen that will enable us to continue treatment.
Mrs. Wilk: OK.
Carla: Oh, I think he described all the extra effort he put in so you would tell him what an amazing doctor he is.
Mrs. Wilk: Now that you've told me, it won't sound sincere.
Carla: He won't care.
Mrs. Wilk: Dr. Cox, you're amazing.
Dr. Cox: It's just my job.
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: [v.o.] From that moment on, it was the greatest date ever. We had so much in common.
Julie: I ride a scooter, I love Harry Potter so much I sometimes wish I was a wizard and I've hated sports since I was a kid.
J.D.: Me too! Do you ever, like, drift off and have weird fantasies?
[Julie's fantasy: Noticing that J.D. is distracted, Julie pops the waitresses large breasts with her fork]
Julie: Sometimes.
J.D.: So do you want me to see if they'll give us some more coffee or do you want to just call it a night?
J.D.: [v.o.] And then she gave the world's best answer.
Julie: Neither.