Dr. Kelso: Gentlemen, a reminder: As attendings, you are expected to turn in your insurance paperwork and your required urine sample by tomorrow.
Dr. Cox: Bob, I'm not planning on doing any paperwork, but I did go ahead and leave my urine sample on your driver's-side car door.
Dr. Kelso: Perry, your lips, my ass, they should meet. Dorian, after four years, I hope you are no longer following in his footsteps.
J.D.: I turned in my paperwork already, but I'm gonna wait till tomorrow to turn in my urine sample out of respect to the fellas in the lab. There's an asparagus issue.
Dr. Kelso: Now there's an answer that warrants a half-sincere pat on the shoulder.
J.D.: Thanks, Dr. Kelso! [Dr. Kelso pats J.D.'s shoulder and walks away] You know, he said "half-sincere," but I think it was full-sincere. Feel my shoulder, it's warm.