Dr. Cox: Quick question: Will my son ever stop crying?
Jordan: You know what's so sweet? This morning, Jack called her "Da-Da".
Dr. Cox: I'm- I'm- I'm sorry. Look, there's a new doctor at the hospital, and she is such a relentless chore that every time she's harping at me, I actually see your face.
Jordan: I love that you think about me at work.
Dr. Cox: Honestly, Jordan, I have never despised anyone more.
Jordan: Oh, my God. You have a crush on her.
Dr. Cox: Who said who to what now?
Jordan: It is so typical. We have an amazing son, we're totally getting along for a change but that's too boring for you. It's too nice! So you have to go and blow the whole thing up, don't you? Well, bravo, Perry. Oh, fantastic.
Dr. Cox: [to the heavens] Now, I know you say you love us all equally. But you don't, do ya. I'm onto you, Big Man.