Jordan Quote #67
Quote from Jordan in My Choosiest Choice of All
Dr. Cox: Quick question: Will my son ever stop crying?
Jordan: You know what's so sweet? This morning, Jack called her "Da-Da".
Dr. Cox: I'm- I'm- I'm sorry. Look, there's a new doctor at the hospital, and she is such a relentless chore that every time she's harping at me, I actually see your face.
Jordan: I love that you think about me at work.
Dr. Cox: Honestly, Jordan, I have never despised anyone more.
Jordan: Oh, my God. You have a crush on her.
Dr. Cox: Who said who to what now?
Jordan: It is so typical. We have an amazing son, we're totally getting along for a change but that's too boring for you. It's too nice! So you have to go and blow the whole thing up, don't you? Well, bravo, Perry. Oh, fantastic.
Dr. Cox: [to the heavens] Now, I know you say you love us all equally. But you don't, do ya. I'm onto you, Big Man.
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Choosiest Choice of All’ Quotes
Quote from J.D.
J.D.: Hey, you wanna play darts?
Danni: Sure.
J.D.: Great. Have fun, I'll be over here.
Danni: Do you even enjoy spending time with me?
J.D.: "Enjoy" is such a strong word. I- I'm used to it. You know, like cafeteria food, or the constant threat of terrorism.
Quote from Carla
Turk: She's already back with Sean.
Carla: How soon after you guys hooked up?
J.D.: About ninety seconds. What should I do?
J.D.: [v.o.] That was a huge mistake. Because the closer Turk and Carla got to their wedding, the more they became one of those annoying couples that thought they knew everything about relationships.
Both: Look, J..D.
Turk: You first, honey.
Carla: J.D., love is like a butterfly. Hold it too tight and you'll crush it.
Turk: Too loose and it flies away. [they kiss]
Quote from Janitor
[As the Janitor uses a step ladder to reconnect the alarm, he is so startled when it blares that he falls off the ladder]
Turk & Carla: Are you all right?
Janitor: Some hooligan keeps disconnecting the alarm. I told security to look into it? But no, no, they'd rather catch the guy who's stealing organs from the transplant ward. If I was a security guard around here, things would be different.
Carla: You really want to be a security guard?
Janitor: Who around here commands more respect than the men who wear blue and green?
Turk: The uniforms are black and gray.
Janitor: You got me. I don't see colors well. Happy now?