Carla: I'm hideous. I can't even get Todd to make a sex joke. Watch this. Hey, Todd, I'm all out of extra-long tongue depressors. Do you happen to have one for me?
Todd: Sorry, Carla, I'm all out.
Elliot: How did he not say, "In my pants?"
Carla: Oh, God. I don't know what is so different about me since I got engaged? [takes ring off]
Todd: Wait. I found one. It's not made of wood, but give me a minute. [Carla puts ring on] Hey, have you checked Mr. Oberman for hypertension? [off] Because I've got hypertension right here.
Elliot: No way.
Todd: [ring off] Boobies. [ring on] Charts.