Pete: I think he's mad because I went into private practice and he's stuck in this hellhole. You wouldn't believe this, but that guy was my mentor, man. I lived and breathed for that guy's approval.
J.D.: That's lame.
Pete: I know, but once you learn his tricks, it's easier, you see.
J.D.: Tell me about it.
Pete: Yeah.
J.D.: No, I'm serious. Tell me about it.
Pete: Oh. Oh. Well, you know when he gets on his rants, he gets all hyped up, his veins stick out of his neck and he starts yelling at you? When he's done, just look at him, stare him in the eye and say, "I'm sorry, what were you saying?" I don't know why, but it works. Trust me.
J.D.: No, I do. Now, how do you get him to stop calling you girls' names?
Pete: Girls' names?
J.D.: Oh, never mind.