Quote from Carla in My Cold Shower
Intern: Um, Mrs. Sheldon, Mr. Bilbray. Carla: Relax, I already told 'em both. And Mrs. Sheldon and Mr. Bilbray have been doing a little talking. Turns out after bridge, every Sunday night, Mrs. Sheldon has been schtupping. Did I say that right? Mrs. Sheldon: Yes, you did, sweetheart. Carla: Okay. Schtupping Howard Steinberg, who is apparently a lot more than tango partners with Estelle Stevens, who apart from having a fake hip, is a well known hussy in Mr. Bilbray's nursing home. Oh, and Mr. Bilbray likes to have her get at all fours and sing "Who let the dogs out?" [laughs] Intern: I'm getting uncomfortable. Carla: Oh, you can go. I have to say, I'm very impressed with your vitality. Mrs. Sheldon: Honey, let me tell you a secret about sex. It gives you vitality! Right, Bruce? Mr. Bilray: What? Mrs. Sheldon: Honestly, I can't imagine how empty life would be without it. Can you?