Carla Quote #281
Quote from Carla in My Cold Shower
Intern: Um, Mrs. Sheldon, Mr. Bilbray.
Carla: Relax, I already told 'em both. And Mrs. Sheldon and Mr. Bilbray have been doing a little talking. Turns out after bridge, every Sunday night, Mrs. Sheldon has been schtupping. Did I say that right?
Mrs. Sheldon: Yes, you did, sweetheart.
Carla: Okay. Schtupping Howard Steinberg, who is apparently a lot more than tango partners with Estelle Stevens, who apart from having a fake hip, is a well known hussy in Mr. Bilbray's nursing home. Oh, and Mr.
Bilbray likes to have her get at all fours and sing "Who let the dogs out?" [laughs]
Intern: I'm getting uncomfortable.
Carla: Oh, you can go. I have to say, I'm very impressed with your vitality.
Mrs. Sheldon: Honey, let me tell you a secret about sex. It gives you vitality! Right, Bruce?
Mr. Bilray: What?
Mrs. Sheldon: Honestly, I can't imagine how empty life would be without it. Can you?
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Cold Shower’ Quotes
Quote from Janitor
Todd: Can you imagine being married to Elliot?
[fantasy: the Janitor and Elliot sit on their couch:]
Elliot: Darling, do you think that we're pigeon-holing the children?
[The three boys are dressed like janitors and the trio of girls are dressed like doctors]
Janitor: Who cares? It's not like they're ours.
[reality:]
Janitor: I'd have to find some tiny charts and mops, but it's doable.
Quote from Elliot
J.D.: [v.o.] There we were. Elliot's friend Melody and I, witnessing this moment.
Elliot: Yes! Oh, my God, yes.
Keith: Awesome! Awesome! Okay.
Elliot: This is so romantic. Okay, it's a little tight, just push a little harder. Uh, got a little skin there, no problem.
Melody: Here come the fricks.
Elliot: Just put that motherfrickin' ring on my motherfrickin' finger! Frick! Frick! Frick!
Quote from Elliot
Elliot: Mrs. Sheldon, may I just say I hope to look as good as you when I'm 80.
Mrs. Sheldon: I'm 68.
Elliot: Did they not have sunscreen when you grow up?