Elliot: Uh! What do you think of my manicure? I got it for the ring.
Carla: Perfect!
[fantasy, Turk and Elliot at their breakfast table:]
Elliot: What's on today's agenda, lovey?
Turk: Well, snookums, I'm first going to check out the market, then play a few holes of golf, and then pretend to care about under-privileged people. You know, the usual.
Elliot: Well, I'm off. And keep an eye on Lupita. I think some of the silver's gone missing.
Turk: I'll talk to her.
Elliot: Bye, Snookie.
Turk: Okay, have a good day! You've been a naughty girl, Lupita.
Carla: Si senor!
Turk: You're looking fine as hell today, girl!
Carla: Take me.
Turk: It's going down.
[reality:]
Turk: I'm so hard up I'm fantasizing about having sex with my own wife! It ain't right!