Quote from Turk in My Cold Shower
Elliot: Uh! What do you think of my manicure? I got it for the ring. Carla: Perfect! [fantasy, Turk and Elliot at their breakfast table:] Elliot: What's on today's agenda, lovey? Turk: Well, snookums, I'm first going to check out the market, then play a few holes of golf, and then pretend to care about under-privileged people. You know, the usual. Elliot: Well, I'm off. And keep an eye on Lupita. I think some of the silver's gone missing. Turk: I'll talk to her. Elliot: Bye, Snookie. Turk: Okay, have a good day! You've been a naughty girl, Lupita. Carla: Si senor! Turk: You're looking fine as hell today, girl! Carla: Take me. Turk: It's going down. [reality:] Turk: I'm so hard up I'm fantasizing about having sex with my own wife! It ain't right!