Turk Quote #514
Quote from Turk in My Cold Shower
Elliot: Uh! What do you think of my manicure? I got it for the ring.
Carla: Perfect!
[fantasy, Turk and Elliot at their breakfast table:]
Elliot: What's on today's agenda, lovey?
Turk: Well, snookums, I'm first going to check out the market, then play a few holes of golf, and then pretend to care about under-privileged people. You know, the usual.
Elliot: Well, I'm off. And keep an eye on Lupita. I think some of the silver's gone missing.
Turk: I'll talk to her.
Elliot: Bye, Snookie.
Turk: Okay, have a good day! You've been a naughty girl, Lupita.
Carla: Si senor!
Turk: You're looking fine as hell today, girl!
Carla: Take me.
Turk: It's going down.
[reality:]
Turk: I'm so hard up I'm fantasizing about having sex with my own wife! It ain't right!
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Cold Shower’ Quotes
Quote from Janitor
Todd: Can you imagine being married to Elliot?
[fantasy: the Janitor and Elliot sit on their couch:]
Elliot: Darling, do you think that we're pigeon-holing the children?
[The three boys are dressed like janitors and the trio of girls are dressed like doctors]
Janitor: Who cares? It's not like they're ours.
[reality:]
Janitor: I'd have to find some tiny charts and mops, but it's doable.
Quote from Elliot
J.D.: [v.o.] There we were. Elliot's friend Melody and I, witnessing this moment.
Elliot: Yes! Oh, my God, yes.
Keith: Awesome! Awesome! Okay.
Elliot: This is so romantic. Okay, it's a little tight, just push a little harder. Uh, got a little skin there, no problem.
Melody: Here come the fricks.
Elliot: Just put that motherfrickin' ring on my motherfrickin' finger! Frick! Frick! Frick!
Quote from Elliot
Elliot: Mrs. Sheldon, may I just say I hope to look as good as you when I'm 80.
Mrs. Sheldon: I'm 68.
Elliot: Did they not have sunscreen when you grow up?