Carla: Baby, look at this! I'm starting to look like a big fat pregnant lady.
Turk: No, you're not, baby. You just look like you let yourself go a little.
Carla: [crying]
Turk: OK, that came out wrong. But baby, it's OK. You're just overreacting because your pregnancy hormones are totally taking over. It's fine. These past few days, your moods have changed like that.
Carla: That is not true! [slaps Turk]
Turk: That's cool.
Carla: I'm sorry. Let me kiss the owie. Kiss the owie. [kisses Turk] Baby. Oh, I want to do it right now.
Turk: You don't want to do it now, honey. This'll pass.
Carla: This is happening. [they kiss]
Turk: You're damn right this is happening.
Carla: My mom. [sobbing] I can't believe she'll never meet her grandchild.
Turk: Do you want to start off with the kissing, or should we just get right to the good stuff?
Carla: What is wrong with you? [pushes Turk over]
Turk: When will you learn?