Carla Quote #235
Quote from Carla in My Urologist
Carla: Baby, look at this! I'm starting to look like a big fat pregnant lady.
Turk: No, you're not, baby. You just look like you let yourself go a little.
Carla: [crying]
Turk: OK, that came out wrong. But baby, it's OK. You're just overreacting because your pregnancy hormones are totally taking over. It's fine. These past few days, your moods have changed like that.
Carla: That is not true! [slaps Turk]
Turk: That's cool.
Carla: I'm sorry. Let me kiss the owie. Kiss the owie. [kisses Turk] Baby. Oh, I want to do it right now.
Turk: You don't want to do it now, honey. This'll pass.
Carla: This is happening. [they kiss]
Turk: You're damn right this is happening.
Carla: My mom. [sobbing] I can't believe she'll never meet her grandchild.
Turk: Do you want to start off with the kissing, or should we just get right to the good stuff?
Carla: What is wrong with you? [pushes Turk over]
Turk: When will you learn?
Scrubs Quotes
‘My Urologist’ Quotes
Quote from Kim
[as the Scrubs theme plays, Kim grabs the X-ray:]
Kim: That's backwards. It's been bugging me for years.
Quote from Kim
Kim: Mr. Peters, I looked at your CT scan and I recommend we don't do surgery.
Mr. Peters: Great.
Kim: This is goodbye for us, but I'm leaving you in the capable hands of Dr. John D. Dorian. You take care. [to J.D.] I gave you a new middle initial. It reassures patients for some reason. In my mind, the "D" stands for "Dallas" because I just got finished telling Mr. Peters that's where I lost my virginity. Don't know how we got down that path. Something about that old man just makes me want to open up.
Quote from Elliot
Carla: Why are you breaking up with Keith?
Elliot: Look, Keith is sweet, but after watching him get walked on again this morning, I feel like I need a stronger man in my life. I want what you have, someone who will stand up for me when I really need it, you know? Someone as confident as Turk or as brave as Dr. Cox or as... I'm sorry, Laverne, I don't really know your husband. What are some of Mr. Roberts good qualities?
Nurse Roberts: Well, he was a roadie for Jimi Hendrix, and when it rains, he carries me to the car.
Elliot: And you guys have been together, what, 60 years?
Nurse Roberts: I'm 48, and I'm done here.
Elliot: My bad.