Elliot: Oh, you liberals are right and every American agrees with you, that's why John Kerry and Al Gore both won in landslides.
Turk: Oh, my God. Elliot, you're one of them, aren't you?
Elliot: You know what? I don't need to be ashamed of this, anymore. Yes, I'm a Republican.
Nurse: Me too!
Dr. Mickhead: Me too.
Keith: Elliot! Me too.
[later, Elliot and Keith kiss in a supply closet:]
Keith: President Reagan should be one the one dollar bill.
Elliot: Oh, God. That's hot. What do you think about Hillary?
Keith: I hate that bitch.
Elliot: Oh!