Elliot Quote #478
Quote from Elliot in His Story IV
Elliot: Oh, you liberals are right and every American agrees with you, that's why John Kerry and Al Gore both won in landslides.
Turk: Oh, my God. Elliot, you're one of them, aren't you?
Elliot: You know what? I don't need to be ashamed of this, anymore. Yes, I'm a Republican.
Nurse: Me too!
Dr. Mickhead: Me too.
Keith: Elliot! Me too.
[later, Elliot and Keith kiss in a supply closet:]
Keith: President Reagan should be one the one dollar bill.
Elliot: Oh, God. That's hot. What do you think about Hillary?
Keith: I hate that bitch.
Elliot: Oh!
Scrubs Quotes
‘His Story IV’ Quotes
Quote from Janitor
J.D.: Come on, no one wants to debate Iraq with me?
Janitor: I'll debate Iraq with you.
J.D.: Prepare to be dazzled.
Janitor: Okay, in my opinion we should be looking for Bin Laden in Pakistan.
J.D.: Do you have that globe nearby?
Quote from Dr. Kelso
J.D.: [v.o.] Since Elliot bought a house, I had to look for a place to live. Time to get out of my head and into an apartment.
J.D.: Hey, Dr. Kelso. [pats Dr. Kelso on the shoulder]
Dr. Kelso: [v.o.] I actually don't mind that goofy bastard, if he were gay he would be perfect for my son. Harrison's been looking for a new power bottom.
Quote from J.D.
Turk: [on the phone] Hey, buddy. You found an apartment yet?
[J.D. is on a park bench reading "The Iraq War for Dummies"]
J.D.: No, man, I feel like an idiot so I've been reading up on this whole Iraq war situation. You know what's so messed up? I just got to the part where President Bush gave his "mission accomplished" speech on a battleship, and I still got, like, 400 more pages to go.