Dr. Cox: Carla, would you be good enough to take this young man back to his room in Pediatrics? Apparently as a form of social protest, he chewed on and subsequently swallowed part of a Rolling Stones CD. I'll tell you what, Ralphie, they sold out for good once they started doing Ford commercials, you know what I'm saying?
Ralphie: Eh.
Dr. Cox: We'll talk later.
Carla: Come on, Ralphie.
Ralphie: [points to Carla's wedding ring] I had that inside of me.
Nurse Roberts: What, now?
Carla: He's just making stuff up. Come on.
Ralphie: I swallowed that ring and my Dad had to wait for me to go Number 2. And the black doctor gave me ten bucks to keep my mouth shut. [Carla gasps]
Nurse Roberts: Mmm, good show today.