Carla Quote #87
Dr. Cox: Carla, would you be good enough to take this young man back to his room in Pediatrics? Apparently as a form of social protest, he chewed on and subsequently swallowed part of a Rolling Stones CD. I'll tell you what, Ralphie, they sold out for good once they started doing Ford commercials, you know what I'm saying?
Ralphie: Eh.
Dr. Cox: We'll talk later.
Carla: Come on, Ralphie.
Ralphie: [points to Carla's wedding ring] I had that inside of me.
Nurse Roberts: What, now?
Carla: He's just making stuff up. Come on.
Ralphie: I swallowed that ring and my Dad had to wait for me to go Number 2. And the black doctor gave me ten bucks to keep my mouth shut. [Carla gasps]
Nurse Roberts: Mmm, good show today.
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Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: What is with mothers doting on their children? My God. It's like- It's like nobody else exists in the world anymore. But I tell you one thing, and you can damn sure take it to the bank, my mother never paid that much attention to me.
J.D.: It doesn't show.
Dr. Cox: Word to the wise there, Astro. Sarcasm does not sit well with the Big Dog, so consider this a warning. Because the next time I hear you mumble some little passive-aggressive aside, I'm going to look into your heart, pick out your greatest insecurity, and shine the world's brightest spotlight on it for the remainder of natural-born your days. Now, riddle me this, Fido. Just exactly why does every Asian person who's passing us by in the hallway here keep giving you the old stink-eye?
Quote from Dr. Cox
Dr. Cox: OK, Mrs. Brady, we're going to break up your kidney stone with lithotripsy. In the meantime, we're gonna put you on Percocet for the pain.
Mrs. Brady: I can't take painkillers. Justin's still breastfeeding.
Justin: [clicks tongue]
Dr. Cox: Oh, you like milk, do you? Why don't you get on your bike, go to the store and get some?
Quote from Turk
Carla: Is this true?
Turk: [scoffs] Ralphie, I paid you ten dollars.
Carla: This is disgusting.
Turk: Why is it disgusting?
Ralphie: Because it was in my butt.
Turk: Ralphie, I'm dead serious. I want you to shut up. And you shut your mouth right now.
Carla: Would you wear this?
Turk: Baby! I've had this thing steam-cleaned, like, three times. Not only would I wear it, I'll put it in my mouth. [swallows]
Carla: What?
Ralphie: It's fun to eat things.