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The Bachelor Party

‘The Bachelor Party’

Season 6, Episode 11 -  Aired March 17, 2020

The family gathers at an escape room for David and Patrick's bachelor party.

Quote from Patrick

David: Okay, there's no key in here. There is no key in here.
Patrick: That's just the first puzzle, David. It's a series of puzzles.
David: What?!
Johnny: [distant ringing] Wait, wait, everyone! I hear my phone ringing. That's the phone I was talking about. So if I could just leave the lab for one minute...
Game voice: You have 52 minutes to escape.
David: 52 minutes!
Patrick: Hey, David, everyone heard the time, all right? [shouting] 52, people! Let's go! Come on!

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Quote from David

Patrick: Blow on them, David! You have to blow on the circles, David! You have to blow on the circles until they're blue.
David: I'm blowing!
Alexis: Blow harder, David!
David: Oh my God, you blow on them! You blow on the circles then!
Stevie: Use this! Use this thing!

Quote from Alexis

David: What is that?
Patrick: It's a flashlight?
Stevie: Oh yeah! Oh my God, this game is actually fun.
Patrick: See? I told you!
David: You're only saying that because you got one right!
Alexis: Oh, your time will come, David.

Quote from Johnny

David: Well, why didn't you say this before? Get the phone!
Patrick: Oh, I don't know. I mean, we've almost finished the game, so.
Moira: You can use my phone, John!
Johnny: You still have your phone?!
David: We all have our phones!
Johnny: Well, his number's in my phone and my phone I can't get unless I get outta this damn room!

Quote from Alexis

Game voice: Congratulations! You have outwitted Darwin's nemesis...
Moira: Ah! Mummy and Alexis solved the puzzle!
Johnny: [relieved sigh]
David: How did she do that?
Patrick: I dunno.
David: I don't know how you did that.
Patrick: That was actually pretty impressive, Alexis.
Alexis: Thanks! I just, like, wanted to get to the drinks.

Quote from David

Moira: [on Johnny's voicemail] "John, call me when you can. We need an excuse to get out of the escape room thing."
Alexis: Okay, skip that. Skip it.
Moira: I have something...
David: [on Johnny's voicemail] "Hi, just reminding you that you can't bail on the escape room thing, even though all of us want... "
David: Yeah, I don't think we need to keep...
Patrick: I actually wanna hear that one.
David: I don't think so.

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