David Quote #442
David: Well, fortunately we had these security cameras installed, so I guess I'll just show that to the insurance people? I don't really know how this works. Patrick went to that seminar.
Alexis: Oh. Um, honestly, I-I don't think that you wanna do that.
David: You said that I could trust you. First, the Tamagotchies, now this? Get out of my store.
Alexis: Okay, fine. You can take the money for the sink out of what you were going to pay me for today.
David: I wasn't planning on paying you anything. Get out! You too. Very disappointed.
Alexis: And if we're pointing fingers, David, I've done it on a lot of sinks and I've never had an issue.
Ted: When you say you've done it on a lot of sinks...
David: Out! Ugh! I don't wanna touch this.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Roadkill’ Quotes
Quote from Moira
Johnny: When might we expect your daughter to show up? Because we do have a very busy day ahead of us.
Hank: Well, Baby's still sleeping. But if you wanna go and wake her up, tell her what happened, by all means.
Moira: Where is bébé's chamber?
Hank: [floorboards creak] Oh, there she is now. She's either up, or takin' a leak.
Moira: Either way, great progress for bébé.
Quote from David
David: Are you hearing anything I'm saying?
Alexis: Yes. Stay off your phone. Wait for the delivery man to drop off whatever. You can trust me.
David: Okay, can I? Because the last time I left you in charge of something...
Alexis: Ugh! This is about those stupid Tamagotchi?
David: Actually it is.
Stevie: Okay guys.
Alexis: You left me with six of them, David. Taking care of that many is like a full-time job!
David: I left you with six adult Tamagotchis in perfect health! And by the time I came home, they were all dead. You have to like actively murder them in order for that to happen!
Quote from Moira
Johnny: Okay, well maybe there's something we can do.
Moira: Does bébé enjoy the theater?
Baby: Hmm?
Moira: How about two complimentary, partially-obstructed view seats to Cabaret?
Wife: No! She likes the Kinky Shoes.
Baby: You got tickets to Kinky Shoes?
Moira: I believe it's Kinky Boots. And no.